"Be the person H.Y.D.R.A. would see as a threat."

a thought i had this morning driving to school (via poseysposey)

(via thefayzqueen)

snapchatting:

stop what you’re doing and adore me

(via sherlockisthenight)

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

(via 4wonderland)

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: the-maines, via pizza)

jaclcfrost:

i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there

(via the-doctors-consulting-detective)

My dad when he sees im reading Looking for Alaska

explosivesprinkles:

dad: i dont want to spoil anything but its just a little left of canada

(Source: gaysprinkels, via queen-of-worlds-that-dont-exist)

Anonymous:
how do you determine if someone is too old to date?

awkwardvagina:

I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma