"Be the person H.Y.D.R.A. would see as a threat."

a thought i had this morning driving to school (via poseysposey)

(via thefayzqueen)


stop what you’re doing and adore me

(via sherlockisthenight)


you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

(via 4wonderland)


true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people


(Source: the-maines, via pizza)


i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there

(via the-doctors-consulting-detective)

My dad when he sees im reading Looking for Alaska


dad: i dont want to spoil anything but its just a little left of canada

(Source: gaysprinkels, via queen-of-worlds-that-dont-exist)

how do you determine if someone is too old to date?


I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma